Tweet, Twitter, White Rice

So, WHEEEEE. Here is my blog's new look. Perdy, huuuuh? Well, actually, I don't need to ask because it IS perdy, and I know so. Anyway, so I promised I would actually WRITE a blog. And here it is. I've been having a great time copy-catting Jen with my video blogs, but I figure I could update everyone on like, life for real.

Today I started Twitter.... this was inspired by this ridiculously entertaining chick that Jen knows whose blog I randomly found in her blog list. She has Twitter... and she's really funny. I thought to myself "I want to be that funny".... I figured her wit is basically only attributed to Twitter so.... there it is. Let it be known, though, that for once..... Jen was NOT the first person to start a craze!! I know that's hard to believe as she is pretty much the most trend-setting person alive, but it's true, people. Very true. Anyway, for those of you that don't know, Twitter is like a micro-blogging tool and it's totally awesome. There's so many times I see things that I want to blog or mention to someone but by the time I get back to my computer, that thought is LOOOOOONG gone. Now, I can text Twitter from my cell phone ANYWHERE. I love technology.

Trevor and I are having chicken stir fry for dinner. He just totally had a meltdown because... well. He can't cook rice. It never fails. He manages to totally fuck up rice every single time he cooks it. Anyway, once again, he totally bombed cooking it. I don't know how you cook rice and end up with rice in a pot of water. I mean, I'm not even sure how that could happen. There is a multitude of ways you could theoretically mess it up, but usually it does not involve an excess of water. He swears he measured everything right, but... I mean.... that's impossible. Anyway, I think he is more annoyed that I took the 1/2 cup of rice we have left and made it.... and it's perfect. Hahahaha. Really though, hurray for a team effort, because I friggin' LOVE stir fry.

Also very excited to be watching the Redskins game tonight!! YEEESSSSS, football season! It's on RIGHT now. I haven't kept up with much pre-season so far, because of the Olympics and well, life.

Aaahhh, the Olympics. I'll be perfectly honest. I wish it was the World Cup. But if I can't have the World Cup, the Olympics is the NEXT BEST THING. I mean, no matter that the Chinese are doing a great job of making themselves look like jerks. How about telling a little girl she isn't pretty enough to sing, but her voice is still good enough for them to exploit? Or, how about them fake, pre-recorded fireworks? OR, how about those little Chinese gymnasts. Come on, China. We know those girls are barely 13. Some of them haven't gotten their PERIODS yet. I hope they get that sorted out soon because I would love to see the US have the gold for the women's teams. GO USA! Go Olympics. Woop, woop.... woop.

Okay, well, I have to go take my perfect rice off the stove, feed my kid, and watch some fooooootball. Yes, I'm ready.

Tweet, tweet.